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Dong Workwear Hoodie | Sarcastic Dark Humor Streetwear

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When the job demands all-day stamina and a tool that never quits, gear up with our "Dong Workwear" hoodie. This is the perfect uniform for the hardworking man who appreciates heavy-duty performance and isn't afraid to get his hands dirty.

Packed with more double entendres than a construction site, this hoodie celebrates those who are "Hard at Work" and believe that "Size Matters." It’s a hilarious and unapologetic statement for any blue-collar hero with a dirty mind. This product is eligible for free shipping.

Crafted for cooler evenings, this go-to hoodie is soft, smooth, and stylish. It features a double-lined hood with a matching drawcord, a spacious front pouch pocket, and air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel with reduced pilling.

  • Cozy Fabric: A 50/50 pre-shrunk cotton and polyester blend for softness and durability.

  • Built for Comfort: Features a double-lined hood, front pouch pocket, and 1x1 athletic rib-knit cuffs.

  • Durable Construction: Double-needle stitching throughout ensures this hoodie is built to last.

This product is made on demand to reduce overproduction. Please consult the size guide to find your perfect fit.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 27 20
M 28 22
L 29 24
XL 30 26
2XL 31 28
3XL 32 30

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