Future Ex Hoodie | Sarcastic Dark Humor Streetwear

Read their romantic future in our cynical "The Future Ex" tarot card hoodie. This is the perfect cozy layer for anyone with a dark sense of humor about the brutal realities of modern dating.

Designed for the perpetually single or the happily jaded, this gothic design is a tribute to swiping left on bad vibes. It's a perfect anti-Valentine's Day statement. This product is eligible for free shipping.

Crafted for cooler evenings, this go-to hoodie is soft, smooth, and stylish. It features a double-lined hood with a matching drawcord, a spacious front pouch pocket, and air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel with reduced pilling.

• Cozy Fabric: A 50/50 pre-shrunk cotton and polyester blend for softness and durability.

• Built for Comfort: Features a double-lined hood, front pouch pocket, and 1x1 athletic rib-knit cuffs.

• Durable Construction: Double-needle stitching throughout ensures this hoodie is built to last.

This product is made on demand to reduce overproduction. Please consult the size guide to find your perfect fit.

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