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Hard E's Hoodie | Sarcastic Dark Humor Streetwear

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Bite into something solid with our "Hard E's" fast-food parody hoodie. This cozy pullover is for anyone who appreciates a meal with "rock-solid performance" and "maximum hardness guaranteed."

Designed as a tribute to extremely hard food and even harder double entendres, this hoodie is a construction site of chaotic comedy. It's for the connoisseur of concrete burgers. This product is eligible for free shipping.

Crafted for cooler evenings, this go-to hoodie is soft, smooth, and stylish. It features a double-lined hood with a matching drawcord, a spacious front pouch pocket, and air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel with reduced pilling.

  • Cozy Fabric: A 50/50 pre-shrunk cotton and polyester blend for softness and durability.

  • Built for Comfort: Features a double-lined hood, front pouch pocket, and 1x1 athletic rib-knit cuffs.

  • Durable Construction: Double-needle stitching throughout ensures this hoodie is built to last.

This product is made on demand to reduce overproduction. Please consult the size guide to find your perfect fit.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 27 20
M 28 22
L 29 24
XL 30 26
2XL 31 28
3XL 32 30

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