Starfux Coffee Hoodie | Sarcastic Dark Humor Hoodie for Bold Streetwear

Wake up and smell the chaos with our "Starfux Coffee" parody hoodie. This is the perfect cozy layer for the caffeine addict who runs on espresso, sarcasm, and a healthy dose of corporate defiance.

Designed as a tribute to the messy, explosive energy of that first morning cup, this hoodie is for the battle-hardened barista and the chronically sleep-deprived. This product is eligible for free shipping.

Crafted for cooler evenings, this go-to hoodie is soft, smooth, and stylish. It features a double-lined hood with a matching drawcord, a spacious front pouch pocket, and air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel with reduced pilling.

• Cozy Fabric: A 50/50 pre-shrunk cotton and polyester blend for softness and durability.

• Built for Comfort: Features a double-lined hood, front pouch pocket, and 1x1 athletic rib-knit cuffs.

• Durable Construction: Double-needle stitching throughout ensures this hoodie is built to last.

This product is made on demand to reduce overproduction. Please consult the size guide to find your perfect fit.

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