Starfux Coffee Sweatshirt | Funny Sarcastic Crewneck for Dark Humor Lovers

Wake up and smell the chaos with our "Starfux Coffee" parody sweatshirt. This is the perfect cozy layer for the caffeine addict who runs on espresso, sarcasm, and a healthy dose of corporate defiance.

Designed as a tribute to the messy, explosive energy of that first morning cup, this sweatshirt is for the battle-hardened barista and the chronically sleep-deprived. This product is eligible for free shipping.

While the design is chaotic, the quality is top-tier. This classic sweatshirt provides a rich, cozy feel with a heavy-blend fabric that is durable and warm, ensuring your energetic statement lasts.

• Premium Fabric: A durable, heavy-blend material for a cozy and warm feel.

• Comfortable Fit: A classic regular fit with a crew neck.

• Vibrant Print: High-quality, direct-to-garment printing ensures a vibrant, lasting design.

This product is made on demand to reduce overproduction. Please consult the size guide to find your perfect fit.

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